Family doesn't mean a thing, so don't pull that card.

Alright so here is all I have to say for today:

It has come to my attention that the term "family" is just a relative term (no pun intended). There is a certain section of my "family" that at this point is not even part of the family tree- it's been like some rotten old branches have fallen down, and now I've pretty much put them in the burn pile. How's that for a metaphor?

Listen people- I've had my fill of utter douchebaggery for the year already so try to keep it down. I am glad my suspicions about the previous drama have in fact been confirmed about the blatant lies being spread about myself. I've been informed there's a few people in my "family" going around telling people my sister and I are just "bad people". Really? REALLY? Do you REALLY want me to count all the ways you guys have been the shit stain on the underwear of society for the last 25 years?! Cause I mean if you want me to, I will. I'll give you a nice organized list. Meanwhile- I'll give you a little quiz to validate your stories you tell the world. But, since you're so honest and everything, I assume you'll need no notes? Maybe I'll start referring to all of you as "Honest Abe".
Pop quiz! (Remember gang, NO CHEATING!!!)
1. When was my wedding?
2. Did you go?
3. Did you tell ME (and others) you went?
4. Who'd you go with?
5. What was the weather like?
6. How was the ceremony? (Don't worry, I have a DIRECT QUOTE FROM YOU if you need any help)

7. How was Erins Wedding?
8. When was it?
9. WHERE was it?
10. Did you tell me you went?
and finally for a little extra credit:

11. What the FUCK is wrong with you?! DETAILS PLEASE

Can you just not handle anyone actually doing something with their lives? Do you feel like it's making you look bad or something? You shouldn't worry, you do that enough to yourselves. I've never thought of it in a way like "We are better than you" but I can guarantee you I sure as hell am now. Oh and please remember- next time you try to write me, or see me in public, I will never acknowledge your existence EVER again. You truly are disgusting, and I'm disappointed in the fact that you would even fabricate complete LIES about Erin and myself. I NEVER cheated on my husband. EVER. EVER. and one more time- EVER. I should punch you in your mother fucking throat for spreading such falsehoods then give you a swift kick in the genitals for being friendly to my face. Please- go drink and get high then tell more stories about what I have and have not done.

Oh boy- Erin and I sure are what you would refer to as bastard children- I mean... shit... we've had steady jobs since we were both 16.... we have no DUI's... MIPs... we're in school or have already completed school.... We graduated with Honors from high school... Erin may have 2 kids but she's working her ASS OFF TO PROVIDE FOR THOSE KIDS WHICH IS A FUCKLOAD MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU you fucking piece of shit. So if that's what makes us bastard black sheeps of this dysfunctional group in which is labeled as a "family" then FUCK YEAH I'M A BASTARD!

Yeah- I'm droppin' F-bombs now what of it?

Go fuck yourselves, I can honestly say I hate every last one of you, and I cannot wait for the day your lives catch up with you, but I'm sure you'll just blameshift it all anyways. Lord knows y'all are little angels and have never done anything wrong. Nope... not a damn thing.

Karma's a bitch- you remember that. Do me a favor and try not to be such cocksuckers for the rest of your lives MMMkay? Thanks precious.

Dumbass.

silly goose, now that you had facebook delete my page, you're going to have more trouble finding it!! Fucktard.

Get a god damned life cuntbag. Its been like 2 weeks- get the fuck over it.

Couldn't Post Earlier.....

AND SHAY ARATAS IN FROM THE BENCH! The crowd goes WILD!!!! (I was waiting for this)

Yeah I'm sure you did get that straight from my family, (sarcasm)and lets just say for giggles that your "source" is from my family (I know exactly who you are talking about because I know you are friends with him)- they are falsely giving you information, therefore...is an unreliable source. This is where source check comes in. The person you are referring to has told people he went to my wedding, and even tried to tell ME he went to my sister’s wedding when I know for a fact he was at neither of them. And this is not the beginning of the dishonesty- I remember playing dominoes at Grandma’s house and he looked at all the spare ones so he knew which ones were the best to draw. I’m just giving examples, a humorous memory actually. Which doesn’t mean I am mad at him or anything, however it just means I don’t share information with them. Yes I saw my cousin Matt at JD’s house because JD and I were really good friends and we hung out all the time and we worked together. I have tons of guy friends, and I realize that’s a concept not everyone can grasp because it’s a general consensus that a girl cannot have guy friends. You are the perfect example of why I do not have many girl friends. I realize credibility is no longer a factor because we’re just pulling things right out of our keesters to attack the other person so in that case I’d LOVE to join in.I heard you slept with a giraffe and had a fish-squirrel baby. I could say I heard that from your family, but that would be a lie. that’s an example of how accurate your statement about me cheating is. HOLD ON- I’m in the midst of a fit of immaturity hang on to your pants for this one!!! Just because someone is a family member (in this case not immediate…hyper-extended family) doesn't mean they tell the truth. The only people I talk to in my family know I didn't cheat. It saddens me to think someone in my own family would be making an effort to stir the pot that is this situation, when the reality is both marriages between my sister and myself were matters that were kept very close to home and nobody really knew about them. Of course you wouldn't reveal who it is because it's not true and you're possibly bluffing in order to make me think about it. Sad. I don't care, well OK I care a little because I feel an odd sense of pity here. I know I didn't cheat, and so does my husband, and in reality that is ALL that matters. May I just add I love how it's "lets try to turn the tables" so you can make me feel like I've been caught being a hypocrite, oh boy, who’s the goose? I’m sure not.I do love that fact she has recruited someone to help her argue, I don't care if you think I'm immature. But if tag-team style is how we’re going to go about this, I’m not tagging out, and you guys’ wonderful ploy to draw Erin out of the woodwork by trying to attack her is splendid. However I guess you’ll be waiting awhile because there’s quite a number of people that’ll jump in before we bring Erin into this game. Erin is not saying she didn't have flaws in their marriage, she knows that and stated that from the beginning, but I guess this is where conveniently omitting facts in order to make it seem like it was more OK for this all to happen. The part that doesn’t make sense is that they were going to counseling- or there were appointments to go but “something came up” and so it never really went much of anywhere. Their marriage may have inevitably fallen apart over time, but the fact there was someone pushing for that to happen is what makes this entire thing so wrong. But let me guess, you got all this information straight from Erin right? Yeah, I thought so. Please, keep attacking myself and her on things you are not involved in and have a complete lack of knowledge in.Is this the part where I say "leave me alone you big ol' bully?" because you sitting here telling me how immature, bitchy and still in high school I am has no effect on me. I know you’re just trying to use intimidation tactics to get me to shut my mouth. Besides, my beef is not with you silly. You’re just attacking the messenger not the message. Truthseeker- a little ironic don’t you think? Was that on purpose? As far as Lisa getting offended because she felt- keyword: felt- like I was talking about her on one of my pages- then that’s on her because believe it or not I DO NOT always talk about her. Once again, this is humorous. Maybe my hobby is blogging? Just because you kids don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s not a hobby, it just means you don’t like it. Like your hobby appears to be tanking for Lisa, (sorry, video game reference just another one of my hobbies) which is good, I’m sure that’s good for you. Well, it’s been nice to dip my toes into this “Remedial blogging” but I’m done now. Besides, if you or her don’t like what I have to say, there’s a little X on the top of the page that can help you with that issue, unless someone is FORCING you to read it. But once again I’d like to re-state the FACT she is the one going out of her way to contact me then getting mad because I respond and it’s far better than what she comes up with. This is scientific fact- polls have been taken. Also let me re-iterate the fact you guys have gone through the motions to SEEK ME OUT and contact ME in MY forum where I vent anything I find amusing, or any frustrations which in turn forfeits any validity in the stand you so nobly are taking for your fallen comrade. Feel free to leave now because you weren’t invited to the party. I am a great influence, thank you, and my mother IS proud because I think for myself and I am not afraid to make an effort to shield my sister from people like you and Lisa in cases like this. And with that being said- a brief synopsis is that if you don’t like what I have to say- then go elsewhere and nothing you or her say have any bearing on my world.I’m bored with you now. Oh man, maybe I have A.D.D. AND O.C.D.!!! Thanks for being on the show!

We Are The Champions

I've paid my dues time after time I've done my sentence but commited no crime

The Saga Continues.

Well folks, here is the last and latest installment of the emails I have received/responded to. The beauty of everything now is while this entire time there have been claims of me "slandering" her, she is now IN FACT slandering me by telling other people I have been unfaithful in my own marriage, which this is 100% false. The part that makes me sad about this is the fact I have been completely thrown under a bus (can't say I didn't expect it) by my own brother-in-law because he chose to just make this up in order for her to have something she felt she could use against me. But anyways.

Lisa Reaves April 16 at 5:03pm Report

Wow Leah... I feel so special that you spend sooooo much time sitting there and writting about me... You actually amuse me that you spend so much time and energy on me. I know I have better things to do with my life than sit here for so long on the computer trying to write about someone!! Especially had to LOL on how you had to send your email to diff. people to ask their opinions and advice on what you should say to me. At least I can write my OWN emails and use my OWN words!! That's the difference about you and I... I do things ALL on my OWN. I don't HAVE to include other's. And in my last email I had wrote you, I had used my cell phone to write you, so it wasn't a "mean" voice. Did I even sound mean in that email? -Gosh, I don't think I did!!! But like usual, you just can't help but to twist things around and make things into something they're NOT!! What a life..... I will make this short for you, cause unlike you, I don't have the time to sit there and waste time... I owe you nothing! I don't need to sit or explain myself. Why? Cause that would be like hitting my head up against a brick wall. And just for your information, you should really try to get your facts straight before saying something to me... Or to anyone else for that matter. Like about how many sexual partners I have had. How is any of that YOUR business? I don't go around screwing anyone OR married people... Brian and Erin were divorcing and they were seperating, so that makes him SINGLE, where I believe that means he is FREE to DO whatever HE WANTS!!!! I have more MORALS than that. Wasn't that YOU who slept around on your husband? Well that's besides the point here and really, I just don't even wanna make myself SICK even thinking about that!! And honestly I don't give a crap what you do or what you or Erin say about me. I KNOW what I have & I KNOW what's REAL! And what's NOT! I am PERFECTLY happy & I don't need to say much of anything else to you. So I'd really like this to be done now!! Do you know how to let things go & mind your business?! REALLY?! I mean, don't you have YOUR OWN life to worry about and think about? Only people who are miserable in their own lives focus on someone elses. This is all pretty old! So I'm done now... Someone has to be the one to say it here!!!! So get over yourself! And your friends/family need to get over themselves too & get a real life and stop feeding into the "drama" you have caused! You really have broughten all of this upon yourself. I hope you enjoy your so called wonderful life Leah... And you should really seek a doctor for some kind of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE pills. Well I am off to go enjoy the rest of my day! It's far too nice of a day than to sit here and waste even more of my time on you when it's so nice out! You should try doing the same & maybe you wouldn't be such a bitch! Oops, did I say that out loud? Brian always told me you and your family were crazy. Now I see how RIGHT he is! Haha! AND FOR ALL YOU READING BECAUSE LEAH CAN'T BE A WOMAN AND DO THINGS HERSELF & CAN'T LEAVE OTHER'S OUT OF HER BUSINESS OR ANYONE ELSE'S, HOW IS IT RIGHT TO SLANDER OTHER'S WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM?! I'M GLAD ME & MY FRIENDS DON'T DO THAT. I AM A BIG BELIEVER IN KARMA. SO BE CAREFUL, CAUSE WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES BACK AROUND!!!!

Leah Rodman April 16 at 6:18pm

You're right Lisa I'm not a woman, I'm a tiny little lady. I don't ask for advice, I use all my own original thoughts. I do everything on my own. I like to share our emails with the world because why should I not be allowed to? Don't you ever get a good joke you like to forward via email? If you read everything anyone said you would see I don't use it, you give me all the ammunition I need by myself- anything else is just gravy.

Fact check: I never slept around on my husband, so check your sources. Thanks for going and trying to dig up dirt on me though, that was really sweet.

Fact check: They were NOT divorced and he was NOT single, but then again I'm not sure you understand what that means anymore. I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt in the beginning, but we're about 6 emails in now and I just am losing my faith. Its OK, though don't worry I'll be OK.

Fact check: Obsessive compulsive disorder doesn't apply here, also they don't make "obsessive compulsive pills" its more of a therapy process to undergo... but I know you're medical school grad so I should trust you. I'll have Erin look it up in one of her medical books.

Fact check: I did go enjoy the weather yesterday thank you, I also chose to write you back before I went to bed which took about 20 minutes so then I could go to work in the morning... so my time management really doesn't apply here.

Brian said I'm crazy? Oh you betcha sister- I'm crazy like a MOTHER FUCKING STRAW!!!
Brian... well, thats a reliable source right there, I wouldn't question him whatsoever.. ESPECIALLY not right now.

I haven't brought anything on myself, nothing's happened so I'm not really sure what you're talking about? Are you planning on bringing the Rain of Pain or something? I'm just acting as a defensive line for my family, there's nothing wrong with that.

By the way- it's not slander. You slept with him- they were still married and TECHNICALLY still are, so that's not untrue. Also, hitting your head against a brick wall would be doing most of us out here a favor, but no biggie. I'll settle for continuing to laugh at you telling me I have no life.

Here's a glimpse into my life Lisa (not that you need it because you OBVIOUSLY know it so well):
Working 35-40 hours a week, going to school full-time and maintaining a 3.9 GPA, fixing and mending my marriage, engaging in activities outdoors and going out with friends and family so please don't sit there and tell me I don't have a life just because I choose to write to you once or twice a month. Hey who knows? Maybe they were my days off alright? Besides you just make it so easy for me. Did it ever occur to you to not write back? It's not like I sit there and poke you with a stick going "hey lisa whatcha doin?" "hey lisa? Why aren't ya writin?" "hey lisa...LISA LISA LISA LISA LISA"
No, I only respond when you respond to me. Do me a favor and add "Rocket scientist" to your resume for me.

I didn't really believe your last email was mean, it's scientific fact that God's children can't be mean so I wouldn't think you have a malicious bone in your body. I just wanted to make a joke about it calm down.

Also, don't ever use the sentence "I have more morals than that" ever again. That right there is slander, and thats against yourself. I see you get mad because I can take every single word from you and turn it around and show you what it truly means. I would be mad too... it's not twisting words and making them what they aren't it's showing you the real meaning. Saying things that make you sound like a good person and actually BEING a good person are two different things. Feel free to insert your classical "you're insecure/jealous/have low self-esteem I feel sorry for you" quote here. Again- thats not my issue... but thats not something you will let sink in. Also, I have never said how many sexual partners you've had- I honestly don't even have a ballpark estimate, all I can pray for that is in fact LESS than a ballpark. So I am not really sure where you got that claim from. But I digress...


"Wasn't that YOU who slept around on your husband? Well that's besides the point here and really, I just don't even wanna make myself SICK even thinking about that!!"-Lisa
"And you should really seek a doctor for some kind of OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE pills."-Lisa
"You should try doing the same & maybe you wouldn't be such a bitch! Oops, did I say that out loud?"-Lisa (no technically you typed it but now we're just splitting hairs)

Oh snap. Snap. I'll be back, I'm going to go make a quick stop at the burn unit for those.
I'm going to show you an example of my insult- then I want you to go back and review yours.
Mine- "Also, I have never said how many sexual partners you've had- I honestly don't even have a ballpark estimate, all I can pray for that is in fact LESS than a ballpark. "
I believe I raised the bar.. feel free to come join me up here- but remember, no seeking outside help! We need all original thoughts here.

You and Brian deserve each other at this point so you have my blessing- you believe in Karma? You be sure to remember that when you get yours. Thank you for providing in my sheer amusement for the last few months. By the way I highly doubt I amuse you, unless you're talking about that awkward feeling one gets when everyone else is laughing but you don't really know why but you don't wanna feel left out but then like 6 hours later (sometimes 3 hours) you get it. And if you DID think it was amusing...
I'm a little hurt you didn't like my footnotes. Everyone else sure did.

Lisa Reaves April 16 at 7:19pm Report

Oh boy... AGAIN! Okay, okay... Here we go again! And I didn't know you were that set on when I send my emails and such. Sorry that I'm not on here ALL the time and can't respond right away! Haha.. my oh my...
Lets see, 1st off, I do believe you had said in your blog that I had slept with at least "3 married people" that you "knew of". So I don't know why you are trying to say that you didn't say anything about that.
2nd, there IS such thing as OCD pills... I know someone who's on them cause that person doesn't stop obsessing over things or people.
3rd, I couldn't care less about what it is you do in your life, which now I KNOW you obviously time things. Haha! -Another sign of OCD.
4th, you talk about ME writing you... OKAY LEAH... YOU were the one who 1st wrote me bringing everything up, which honestly is none of your business. Just shows me now what a coward Erin is for not saying something herself. Must be nice for someone to do their "dirty work" for them. Even funnier how it doesn't even work. I don't just sit there and let people walk all over me... NOPE, not happening! I will stand my grounds!!! You wrote me, I wrote you back... Then you wrote me again and I wrote back. Then there was a period of time where you didn't email me..... You then constantly talked crap/slandering/harassing me online with all your little friends. I have friends too who tell me things and enough was enough, so ya, I stepped up and said something after a month of you running your mouth. WHY, cause I STAND UP FOR MYSELF or the people I CARE about. Then you miss Leah have to go and write a 5 page blog about me. But whatever, that's your business and your time a-wasting, not mine. You know.... NEVER once have I sat there and talked bad of you or your family for the world to see on my pages....... I'm not that type of person to be that way. So when you sit there and say that I give you "ammunition", I honestly don't know where you get that from. Why, cause I am happy & feel blessed and your not?? Well, whatever the case is, it's all pathetic that you just do not drop things. I am however moving on with my life. And have let things go, repeatively!!!
Last but not least, what I do now with Brian is NONE of your business. K. Alright.... Thanks!!!

Leah Rodman April 17 at 1:54am

Hmm... I see you're still concerned about how much time I take to do this. Telling you right now- takes me about 10-15 minutes tops for all my responses to you. And maybe you should look at me sharing our conversations with the world as a good thing- like I just don't want to be a big ol' Lisa hog because you my dear, are a gem.

And no, it's not OCD, it's me once again just exercising my first amendment right. Not just that- I don't believe you fully understand what OCD is. Just because I have time management skills does not mean I have OCD, in fact time management is a very valuable aspect most employers look for- but once again, a topic for another day. I shouldn't attack you like that though, lets face it that's just mean. Also how in the world did you get the impression I time things?? On another note, I don't recall saying anything about that besides laying out what my life somewhat entails. While we are on the subject, I do not sit here waiting for your emails. I was CNN.com before I went back to work this evening and hotmail popped up saying I had a new message from Facebook which just so happened to be your message so please, do not flatter yourself thinking my world revolves in any sort of way around you. I repeat: just because I do respond, and you don't like it, does not mean I am obsessed with you in anyway shape or form. If that DOES mean I'm obsessed with you, then lord almighty I DO need help because I am also obsessed with my cousins who write me, my brother in laws, my sister, my friends from high school I don't see very often anymore, my other relatives, Tiffany, Dawn, Darren, the list goes on and on.




And me saying I know of 3 people you have tried to get with or have successfully done so is not me stating how many sex partners you've had- so I believe you misunderstood me.

And yes I know I wrote you first, but then you replied, so i replied, then you replied again- which I didn't respond to. Then you wrote me again because you ASSUMED I was talking about you (turns out Lisa, get that guilty conscience of yours checked out because not everything I write is about you) about how immature and whatnot I am. Once again, I did NOT reply. I have it ALL documented, for this VERY reason. Then like what was it? 2 Days ago YOU contacted ME via facebook BECAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY MYSPACE PAGE AND FOUND MY BLOG I began about silly things that make me giggle which got you all frazzled. So once again, I replied. Then you replied this afternoon, which I replied to before this one... So I believe that makes the score: Lisa 6 emails, and me with 4. I don't know how you get these stories all twisted.

You have NO place to get mad because you searched for ME. And you went to MY site. Given our recent history here- what in God's name did you THINK you were going to find? A picture of a fluffy puppy? Once again I'm going to state this... just saying it is slander does not mean that's true. I did not slander you. I stated the facts you didn't want to hear- thats not slander, thats called laying it out on the table and you getting into a hissy fit. If we're going to understand what slander is- you telling some chick I cheated on my husband when in reality is NOT what transpired AT ALL is slanderous toward me. I know Brian told you that in an effort to probably make you feel like you had something to tell me but that was in fact nothing but a blatant lie. Glad we have that sorted out.


But I didn't write a 5 page blog silly, that was copy and paste of all our emails I have documented plus one reply I had written out but NEVER sent you so you can NEVER say you got that one. I have only posted that response I wrote on my blog, and not to you. What I choose to do on my social networking pages you have no control over, so I'm afraid YOU'RE the one who is going to have to let THAT one go. I know you're trying to play the victim card in every instance but you need to understand you never had that card to play.

I'm not a miserable person, in fact I'm a very happy person, but you just don't like me telling you how it is- so you assume I'm miserable, have low self-esteem, insecure, etc. I've seen this Jerry Springer episode before- pretty soon your emails will come in the form of ebonics or some such and you'll end up throwing a chair at me. But the important thing is I'm...jealous...of...you? All I'm going to say here is: Lisa, I hate you with the fire of one thousand suns, and I can one hundred percent assure you that I have no envious feelings toward you, and I'm very content with my life and who I am, because I am not afraid to confront someone who has wronged my sister in this case. You make me very proud to be the person I am, so in a sick way- I think I'm going to thank you for that (I bet that's what you REALLY wanted to hear!!)

You know, I think one of the best parts of this whole process... that really gives me my jollies- is the fact I can sit here and laugh the entire time while reading and responding- while I know you're seething when you're reading my replies and writing your responses. Of course you'll deny it because you don't want me to know I get under your skin but I know I do. But don't worry, it's our secret and mum's the word.

For my final piece:
Erin's not a coward, she hasn't told anyone to do anything- we're all taking it upon ourselves to stand up so she can focus on her job and family. I'm really glad you have not fully understood the extent of what I do when someone attacks her verbally or physically. So yeah, calling her names to get a rise is a super sweet idea- how is this process going for you so far? Do you really think I am mad when I'm sitting here writing these things? The only thing that gives me a negative feeling whatsoever is the fact I have never been faced with someone so incredibly child-like, and so set in the thinking that sleeping with someone else's husband gives them the right to say a single negative word about the wife (and in this case one time friend) and feel like a victim. Because you just remember this is ALL what this whole banter comes back to: You fucked my sister's husband- when she specifically asked you to back off so she could try to fix her marriage- you said NO. With that RIGHT THERE you opened the door and I'm coming right in, and now you're trying to shut me out because you've got your god damned fingers in your ears saying "La la la" because I am here to tell you that ain't gonna fly around here. And now- I'm not fucking playing around with you Lisa- I've had my laughs about this all- and I'm telling you right now- you're done with the name calling to try and get rises out of anyone or to try and make it appear like I'm the asshole in this situation. The size of your balls right now must be fucking GARGANTUAN for you to feel you have any ground to utter any of the words you have said to me or especially Erin.

Well, it's been a real slice. Toodles!

More Amusing Ammunition, and My Reply.

So after last nights blog post which I so cleverly posted for a very specific reason... I received a beauty of an email from Miss Lisa (the girl from last night's posting) about it. Beautiful. And here it is:
ALRIGHT, YOU WANT ME TO ADMIT IT TO YOU... YES I FELL FOR BRIAN & YES HIM & I HAVE BEEN HAVING A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER. HAPPY NOW?! AND TO ANSWER ANOTHER QUESTION... NO I NEVER DID LOOK AT BRIAN TWICE WHILE HIM & ERIN WERE TOGETHER. IT ALL DIDN'T START TILL END OF JAN./BEG. OF FEB. OF THIS YEAR. SOMETIMES YOU JUST CAN'T HELP FOR WHO YOU FALL FOR... HIM & I JUST SEEMED TO REALLY CLICK. AND IF YOU THINK THIS HAS BEEN IN ANY WAY EASY FOR ME, IT HASN'T!! YA WE/I WISH THE CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT & WE COULD HAVE DONE THINGS RIGHT, BUT IT'S TOO LATE FOR THE "COULDA, SHOULDA, WOULDA'S". SO WHERE TO GO FROM HERE?! LIKE I HAD ONCE SAID, I NEVER EXPECTED THIS TO EVER HAPPEN. AND I'M SURE BRIAN DIDN'T EITHER... BUT NOW THIS HAS ALL BROUGHT US HERE WHERE WE'RE ALL AT. I APOLOGIZE FOR HURTING ERIN. I UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANNA HATE US, OR ME. BUT THIS CAN'T ALL BE ONE SIDED... BRIAN IS 1/2 IN THIS WITH ME TOO. I KNOW HE DOESN'T WANT ANY PROBLEMS, AS I DON'T EITHER. I WISH I HAD MORE ANSWERS OR SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY, BUT I DON'T. ALL I CAN SAY IS, PLEASE DON'T MAKE BRIAN OUT TO BE A BAD DAD OR THINK HE SHOULDN'T BE WITH HIS KIDS. I KNOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOSE NATHAN & NATALIE. ALL THIS HAS BEEN SO COMPLICATED! BUT I DEEPLY CARE ABOUT HIM & I AM BEING FOR REAL. SO SAY OR THINK WHAT YOU WANT OK, BUT TRUTHFULLY, IT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE MUCH OF ANYTHING IN WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. SORRY IT HAD TO BE THIS WAY & COME DOWN THE WAY IT HAS. WISH ALL THIS COULD OF HAPPENED DIFFERENTLY! BUT WISHING DOESN'T REALLY GET ANYONE ANYWHERE! ALL I CAN NOW DO IS APOLOGIZE & HOPE WE CAN ALL MOVE ON & ACCEPT THIS MATTER. BRIAN & I HAVE SPENT ALOT OF TIME TOGETHER & IT HASN'T STOPPED. SO THERE, NOW IT'S ALL OUT OF THE BAG. I LOVE HIM. I KNOW IT WILL TAKE TIME FOR HEALING. IT TOOK ME 2+YRS TO MOVE ON FROM MY EX/MY KIDS'S DAD. AND BECAUSE KIDS ARE INVOLVED, IT MAKES IT HARDER. THAT I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY!!! AND I DON'T WANT ANY HARD FEELINGS, HONESTLY I DON'T! -JUST WANT IT ALL TO BE BETTER FOR EVERYONE.. SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY!!!!

SO, what else am I to do but to publicly post this for everyone's amusement as well as my own. Oh right, and to respond and post my reply here for everyone to read. It's not my best work by any means, I know this, but my main point was to shut her down and make her see she has NOTHING.

Here is my reply:

Well Lisa I would like to just start out by saying I don’t appreciate you using your angry email voice to correspond with me. Therefore with that in mind I’m going to use my “inside email voice” and not talk in caps to convey my anger. As far as my ACTUAL(calm down just wanted to emphasize the word actual, not trying to sound like a grump-hole) response to you goes... well here we are:

I don’t know where you got the impression I wanted you to admit anything, in fact I could care less about your admittance in this subject. We’re not in Alcoholics Anonymous here, admittance is not the first step. I know you’re just angry because I’m actually taking my time to confront you because I don’t believe anyone else will. Besides, I know this isn’t the first time you’ve screwed around with a married man, nor a guy who was in a relationship. I can’t imagine the three I know of are the only ones out there. I’m making you TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for your actions. I figured you’d have a great respect for me since you believe being responsible for yourself is a really important value to have. Your words not mine. By the way, thank you for once again proving you are constantly checking up on me. You had to specifically type my name in a Facebook search in order to come to my page, and not only that, you did it in record breaking time! Bravo Lisa, you make me proud to know I can bait and lure you in better than any fisherman out there. Yes, it was ALL intentional.

Everything you just wrote to me is a blatant lie to say the least. You say you never looked at Brian twice while he and Erin were together (by the way I must say it’s endearing how you speak on his behalf for this whole mess) is a nice way to more than likely try to make yourself feel better. Does that mean this whole event in its entirety is a figment of everyone’s imagination? Because if you didn’t look at him in any other way but as a friend when he and Erin were together, then this means this all never happened. I feel like I’m entering some sort of Twilight Zone episode or something now. I guess that’s a topic for another day right? Right. I’m going to take this opportunity to lay out the facts for you which you tend to omit* (see footnotes) in order to benefit you.

Erin and Brian WERE together in the “end of January/beginning of February” as you put it. In fact, divorce papers were not filed or even acquired until the beginning of March after Erin found out there was something going on between you and Brian. So right there, is a lie on your part.

If you despise liars and cheaters as much as you claim to, then you must absolutely loathe yourself due to the fact Brian is lying/has lied to you multiple times, and has technically been cheating on you due to the fact he has been desperately trying to get back with Erin. So I guess you’ll be eating your words on that one since you just love him so much right? Oh how I DO love a good story about a pot calling a kettle black.

If you truly felt any remorse whatsoever about what you’ve done toward Erin, then you would show it. Saying you apologize to her through an email to me doesn’t do anything. If you were really as sorry as you claim to be in this latest email to me, then you would find some sort of way to contact her and let her know how you really feel but alas, you haven’t which at this point an apology isn’t going to do jack for anyone except you. So don’t waste your breath, I’m sure you’ll need it later for some “recreational activities” I’m sure you’re partaking* in.

An important topic I’d love to address here is the fact Erin has NEVER threatened to take the kids away from Brian. She has told me from the VERY beginning of this entire thing the kids are not to be involved, and will never keep Brian from being able to see them. Actually, Erin is always asking Brian to come spend time with the kids or see them or anything so she can work*** but he usually has some sort of “reason” he can’t help out. I’m pretty sure what I’ve figured out what some of those reasons really are, but that’s beside the point. So I’m not entirely sure what he is telling you in order to gain sympathy or god knows what, but you need to get your facts straight before trying to tell a sob story. Another note on this topic, my niece and nephew’s names need to stay out of your mouth because you have NO need to mention them in any event. I don’t care what the matter is, their names have no business on your tongue. I am fully aware Brian is the other half of this and that it takes two. However, the fact of the matter is Brian will always be the father of my niece and nephew and nothing will change that so how I handle my feelings toward him is not a concern of yours. You though… well you are nobody therefore I will show you no mercy.

I don’t know if you have some sort of philosophical quote generator or some such that makes you feel really enlightened, but I feel like I need to let you know that not every incredibly vague quote like “everything happens for a reason” or “people talking behind your back simply means I’m 2 steps ahead” pertains to you and your life. Guess what Lisa- you’re not 2 steps ahead- in fact, I’m running right beside you and you have nowhere to go! I have to say I still absolutely love your church-going, bible-humpin’ (oops slip of the tongue! Oops I mean finger)I mean thumpin’ attitude. Not that I like raining on your parade, but laying on your back 24 hours a day yelling “oh God!” does not make you a devout Christian. Last time I checked Jesus frowns on adulterers. But hey, I’m no bible buff so I guess I could be wrong. I feel it’s one of the big commandments… I guess you would know more than me. Next Sunday at bible study could you just find out for me? Thanks love, you’re such a sweetie.

I almost feel bad, like I’m popping some sort of bubble you live in and showing you reality because quite obviously you live in some sort of fantasy world nobody else is allowed to be a part of. You said none of this has been easy for you, oh contraire*. What hasn’t been easy? I mean really, what have you had to deal with? Please tell me, I’m eager to know what rough emotional times you’ve been faced with. Is the father of your kids cheating on you? Or is it just because big bad Leah the cyber bully is shoving your words back in your face demanding an explanation? I would just like to point out at no point in time have you given any sort of valid explanation as to why anything has happened. Again, the keyword of that sentence is VALID. I agree with you to a point you cannot help who you fall for- but you sure as hell can help how you go about controlling and maintaining those emotions. So once again, you trying to sound sympathetic is getting you nowhere. Lisa I really can’t stress enough that you are NOT a victim in any way shape or form. I don’t expect you to understand because it’s quite obvious you really do believe you’re not in the wrong at all, which is sad but at the same time I find a weird sense of amusement in it. As a concerned citizen I will say you really should quit being such a whore Lisa, it’s very unbecoming of a young lady.

I believe that is Game, Set, and Match.*

Footnotes:
Omit- leave out
partaking- taking part in
work- job that leads to a steady paycheck and generates respect from their peers.
contraire- French for, “on the contrary”
Game, set, match- tennis reference meaning stick a fork in you, you are DONE.

Oh Lisa, You Silly Silly Goose. You Hand Me All The Ammunition I Need.

OK So here's the story. This chick slept with my sister's husband and then repeatedly has blamed it on my sister has tried so DESPERATELY to proclaim her innocence. The real kicker about the situation is she WAS one of my sister's friends. She was at my sister's baby showers, came to the hospital when her daughter was born, birthday parties, etc. HELLO- does NOT work that way. I confronted her in the beginning just ONE time (which I will attach here at the end so everyone can read ALL the correspondence which has NOT been altered in any way shape or form) and then she chose to sit at home and apparently keep emailing me... then try to get ME for harrassment. It's safe to say... I'm not dealing with the brightest crayon in the box here people. But I wanted to share this little gem of a girl with the world.

My new favorite quote DIRECT from her facebook page:
"I speak my mind, I have no reason to lie. It is what it is... I am a hella cool person, but you piss me off, I can be a bitch, just gonna lay that out there!! You wanna talk shit behind my back... Go ahead, that simply means I am 2 steps AHEAD of you!! Don't like what I have to say, well that's YOUR problem... You don't have to agree with me! -I am who I am and I'm not here to please anyone... Those who know me, know I am 100% real & straight up. I hate fake people & I have NO patience for liars or cheaters... Or stupid people who STAY with cheaters! Just shows how low they are or must feel about themselves. -Insecure people bug me... And well, I feel sorry for them. Once your 18, you should be an ADULT! Meaning, take RESPONSIBILITY for yourself & your actions. If you're gonna have a baby, you better stand up & buck up and be a damn parent!!! Children are all so innocent & should NEVER be brought into relationships that don't work out. It's NOT their fault nor is it fair to be so selfish!! I am not a judgemental person, I just feel that everyone should own up to their part in this world & I am tired of seeing others constantly causing drama or bashing others."
-Lisa K Reaves
PROFESSIONAL Hypocrite.

Now here are the emails.

I began by sending this email as my ONLY form of contact to her on (03/02/2010):

OK so plain and simple- I do not know you (meaning I do not contact you and converse with you on a regular basis, but I sure as hell KNOW you and the type of person you ARE) and I thank GOD for that. You know him right? Since you’re so Christian and everything, trying to make yourself appear to be a super duper person with all your self-less charity work. Lets get ONE thing straight: Erin has NO control over what ANYONE says to you. How dare you call her and tell her to not be childish. Everyone is calling you out for what disgusting, piece of trash cunt you truly are. Maybe you shouldn’t have gone brothel-style and stayed the FUCK away from my sister’s HUSBAND, since you’re a whore. If you want everybody to keep their mouths shut then you need to keep your legs shut. Its pretty simple- most people don’t seem to have a trouble with it. If you need instructions on how to go about doing so be sure to let me know, I’ll even draw you a diagram. If you want to settle things then you have to go through US, and mainly ME. By us, I mean about 30+ of her solid support system, one I find you will probably be lacking when this all comes out. If it’s nobody’s else’s business then you shouldn’t have gotten involved with a “FRIENDS” husband. Do you know what friends are? I mean really, do you? Or how about Marriage- I mean.. you were only at their wedding, but last time I checked, it wasn’t you up at the alter with the two of them. Coming to all the party functions like the kids birthdays showers and such… what was that about? Trying to disguise your burning loins for Brian with “friendship” with Erin? Brian told Erin that you never let her in, which she thanks GOD for. Once again, God. Yeah, I know we talked briefly about him in the first part of this email but I see that your precious religion that you practice to strongly seems to conveniently escape you from time to time…or….all the time. But hey- at least the world of MySpace knows how important Baby Jesus is to you. ANYWAYS…. Had she actually let you in- would you have just fucked Brian in their bed instead of behind Erin’s back? Oh and by the way, Erin’s over you- she doesn’t waste her time bothering with anything about you. But we all will, because we have Erin’s back.
I have so many things I want to say to you, however, why waste anymore of my precious time on a waste of space such as yourself.
You have yourself a fantastic day now that you got what you want, at what price though right? No cost to you though, so you enjoy sleeping at night with the lies and cheating. Yup, totally worth it. Feels soooo good for you.

I also would just like to let you know what my favorite lines from your “nothing but true bio” on Myspace are:
I also attend a Relationship Recovery Support Group, that has completely changed my life. It has opened my eyes to what a healthy relationship is, whether personal or on a friendship level! The main thing in my life that keeps me going from day to day is the Lord. He's always there & never fails! I always live life each day at a time. And I believe everything happens for a reason. And all things work together for the good for those who believe in the Lord.

If you could just…clarify for me how AT ALL in ANY aspect live by these claims that would just be suuuuper thanks. Don’t answer right away, this isn’t a race, just go ahead and let it stir in the ol’ noodle for a bit.

Her reply: 3/17/2010
I don't know you either... But I feel I do not need to explain myself to anyone. My business is my business! Sorry you feel the way you do! And all I can say is, everything happens for a reason & I never planned for ANYTHING to happen the way it has happened. -Life's a crazy thing... And sometimes it takes you through turns you never expected!! I don't feel the need to be rude or immature about the situation. Cause that just isn't me. And people can think whatever they want to think about me... Doesn't bother me!! I KNOW who I am & don't need anyone's approval. I do feel bad in a way about all of this with you guys, but I honestly don't know what to even say but that it wasn't my fault! (Meaning what happened in Erin's marriage wasn't my fault... cause they had some major issues way before Brian ever started talking to me). And honestly I feel TRUE LOVE NEVER STRAYS!!!! And to walk around blaming someone else for your problems, I feel just is not right at all. I understand if there may be some hurt there, but it was never intentional. EVER!!!

My response to this (also 3/17/2010):
So here’s the main flaw in what you wrote to me: you basically just said the same thing in about 17 different ways, and none of them really pertain to this situation. As far as “blaming someone else for their problems” I think you calling Erin and saying she is promoting “middle-school drama” when really people heard what happened and decided to defend Erin and call you out. That would be you blaming Erin for your problems. There’s no point in arguing with that because you’ll always disagree with me. Another point I’d just like to bring up, when you texted Erin and said she had NO idea what was going on the truth of the matter is neither did you. Are you aware one of the MAJOR ISSUES in their marriage was Brian soliciting himself on craigslist? Telling girls he was single, didn’t have a family or anything like that. Let’s not forget the naked pictures that Erin had to find on her own from the girls. Yeah, you know, gosh I can just see where Erin might have been a smidgen pissed off at him for doing that. He can claim she was so mean to him, and pushed him away but there were reasons that she did. And actually a big part of what it all comes down to is it’s nobody’s business, not even yours believe it or not. So when Brian was “coming to you” (which I’m not sure I’ll ever get a straight story on how that happened) I can pretty much guarantee you that you weren’t given an honest picture of what REALLY was going on, because you weren’t anyone’s confidant. I do not and will never believe you feel bad whatsoever.

I feel like there was something else… some pretty vital information I forgot to mention here….
Oh yes… Just letting you know- Brian told Erin she expects too much so he should go for someone like you or his ex because “they’re weaker, and have nothing going on for them.”

Just thought you should know.

Her response later that day (3/17/2010):
Look, I know all what happened... Brian & I have discussed everything! Pretty much what it all comes down to, is when someone isn't happy, they do some things. Not saying it makes things right, but things happen... And sometimes feelings take over that you thought would never develope. You and I don't have to agree on anything Leah, but all I know is, with the Erin subject, I just wanted her to come talk to me with her issues... Not other people coming to me about what she was saying or whatever. I know you can only control yourself, no one else... So I wasn't blaming her for that. I was just saying!! And everything happens for a reason... It is what it is and I'm sorry you don't understand. Bashing Brian isn't going to make me feel any differently about him... And honestly, you trying to put me down doesn't do a darn thing... Like I said, it's none of your business what I do in my life & just so you know, I got PLENTY going for me in my life! ;) I am very good Mother & my children come 1st to me always!! I really don't think you know Brian that well if you're going to say he wants a low-life!! Ha!!! He is a very smart/wonderful person. And I do believe it was Erin who broke the trust by secretly writting her ex, wouldnt have been a big issue if she were honest... Or what about almost hooking up with that guy at Fred Meyers?! Trust is the KEY to ALL relationships! Anyway, I refuse to get in the middle of any of this... have said that from the get-go! Fact is, there were issues with him and her LONG BEFORE ME!!!


I chose to take the high road and not dignify that with a response, because it’s like talking a wall. A very dumb wall.




email 3- she wrote first OUT OF THE BLUE (3/25/2010) with this:
Instead of being IMMATURE, why don't you come say something to my face!!!! Why make drama and say shit to the whole wide world? Seriously... You talk like you're SO BIG Leah, when fact is, YOUR NOT!!!! You must be a very insecure person with a low self esteem... Cause why else would you be so judgemental and rude to others? -Sounds very depressing to me!! I really don't see what gives any of you the right to sit there and talk shit about me when you don't even know me. Brian and Erin are divorcing, I have NOTHING to do with that. Sad how some people's jealousies are so out of control that they have to go pick on someone else!! I CANNOT MAKE ANYONE DO ANYTHING!! No one can ever change anyone! I really am sick of all the bullshit between you and Erin both. It's really pathetic... My hopes is for you 2 to get some healing and move on!!!! OH, and LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!!

To that I was GOING to send this as a reply but NEVER did because she claimed to have called the cops on me, so I just didn't want to give her any ammunition towards me and at this point- I couldn't care less.

Oh Lisa, you’re like ants at a picnic. The best part about this is the fact I was testing to see if you look at my page all the time- which I figured you did but I just was waiting to prove it. Thanks for that. Beautiful. Say it to your face? Oh believe me I would say it in a heartbeat without any form of hesitation, but thank baby Jesus I have your permission to say it in person. I talk like I'm big and bad? No, not really. I talk like I'm standing up for my sister who has been incredibly betrayed throughout this situation. I just have this feeling you fucking her husband on the floor has a teeny tiny morsel of cause for at least one of their problems. A little bird told me you don’t have sex before marriage- which is totally cool and I can completely respect that. However, I was unaware that your requirement was just for one of the parties involved to be married before this took effect. This is something I DON’T respect. I assume you spot the difference? You can keep sitting there acting innocent so it looks like Mean Little Leah over here is just being a big ol’ bully- I really couldn’t care and at this point I’m nothing but amused at your frustrations. The fact you HONESTLY believe you have ANY ground to stand on here just baffles me because I see you really do think you’re right and that’s adorable. Definitely throws a stick in my spokes when I’m trying to let you know why I really, truly hate you. You do realize “the bullshit between me and Erin” is from you going out of your way to contact us. Because the only time I contacted you was in the beginning, March 2 in fact. I never tried again and all I did was reply one time. When YOU called Erin and repeatedly texted her you COMPLETELY lost all ability to say you’re any type of victim (not that you had much of a chance to proclaim innocence anyways if we’re being totally honest..ok if I’M being totally honest). I'm allowed to say what I believe, and honestly if it didn't bother you at all like you claim, well then you just wouldn't have replied in the first place. Being judgemental and rude has nothing to do with low self-esteem silly, its because I'm a better person than you, there's no law against expressing my gratitude for that through the wonderful world of myspace statuses. Also, I was not aware I was jealous of you... what's there to be jealous of? You're dashing good looks? Don't think so. You're ability to live off the state and bitch about having no bills and have everything just handed to you? No, not that either cause I actually like EARNING what I have. Just remember, everything happens for a reason- so the reason I’m telling you what I think is because you’re disgusting, and one of the biggest low lives I’ve ever encountered in my entire existence. Not to mention you sitting at home with your jobless pathetic lifestyle and deciding to randomly contact me is not me bringing you into shit- you are stirring this up yourself. I’m going to go to work now so you can get your welfare check.

Don't screw around with my sister's husband then blame her for it then get mad at ME for making you OWN UP TO IT. Also emailing me out of the blue then saying I'm harrassing you doesn't work. You fucking dumb-ass. You should go have some more kids and not get a job so you can live off more of my money. I hope your next welfare check is signed from ME with a little "xoxo" on it. Also, you can't get mad at me because you're too stupid to keep up with me and my family. But hey, if you wanna keep trying to argue with me, go ahead because I appreciate the pure giggles I get out of your existence.